Curse

Murder In China · Apr 17, 2006, 10:59 PM // 22:59

"Run Forest Run!"

monk muffle · Apr 18, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55

"You know i didnt shoot him he just got in the way of me bullet"
-Gino, A.K.A. me

"Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids"
-Unknown

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK"
-A runescape Geek named Alex

"YOU STUPID JEW!"
Eric Cartman a "Fat (explicit deleted)

Sol_Vie · Apr 18, 2006, 08:34 AM // 08:34

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

-character Rose Walker in The Sandman by Neil Gaiman

eSe · Apr 18, 2006, 08:43 AM // 08:43

oh noez!!! hackor stole my mhz!!!!!!1111111111

Makkert · Apr 18, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Rurik storming on charr

Begone vile fiend!

He's so funny while running with his FDS at Charr...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he did not exist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herman Finkers (Dutch comedian)

Suicide would be the last thing I would ever do

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooter

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

DJ Josh · Apr 18, 2006, 09:54 AM // 09:54

scooter-FTW.

i wont let go jack,i'll never let go-titanic as rose lets go of jack(i found it funny anyway

).

we all float down here-I.T(novels-FTW)

onehyak · Apr 18, 2006, 10:58 AM // 10:58

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...
- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

"Paper-work will ruin any military force"
- Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Unknown Gunnery Seargent

Dracus Steelbow · Apr 18, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

"United We Stand!, Divided We Fall"-Pink Floyd :P

Murder In China · Apr 18, 2006, 10:57 PM // 22:57

"Life is what you make of it"

jules · Apr 18, 2006, 11:40 PM // 23:40

I just stole this from someone's sig:

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics" -- Fletcher Knebel

Murder In China · Apr 19, 2006, 12:17 AM // 00:17

"Time waits for no man, but Death waits for everyone"

Rob Van Der Sloot · Apr 19, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03

"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back"

"The worst thing about people who never finish their sentences is"

"I never tell any lies.... except right now"

"Friends are just foes waiting to stab you in the back" (I love that one)

"Women, can't live with them..... the end" -Al Bundy

Alternatively:

"Women, can't live with them..... can't kill 'm" -Al Bundy

"Duck? I don't see any duck!" -Famous DnD last words

"Statistics have shown most statistics to be inaccurate"

Murder In China · Apr 19, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction - "Why do people have to talk about bullshit in order to feel comfortable around each other?"

Lou · Apr 19, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

I like this one "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." I think Budha said it

Murder In China · Apr 19, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

"I killed someone with a rock."
"Cool."
-Gone with the blastwave.

Hoyt · Apr 19, 2006, 04:57 PM // 16:57

"There is no owl." -Archimedes the Owl

Murder In China · Apr 19, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39

"There is no spoon."
-The Matrix.

Sol_Vie · Apr 19, 2006, 10:42 PM // 22:42

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Anchorman.

Murder In China · Apr 19, 2006, 10:48 PM // 22:48

"The last day dawns on the City of Ascalon..."
-Guild Wars intro.

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 20, 2006, 12:04 AM // 00:04

"woot, what does this button do?"

Homer Simposon when he is bored at work!